“Thanks, You’ve Been A Great Audience!”

“Don’t forget to tip your waitress generously!”

So reads the latest monologue from our Commedian-In-Chief

The White House

Office of the Press Secretary
For Immediate Release
June 20, 2011
Remarks by the President at a DNC Event

Mandarin Oriental Hotel
Washington, D.C.

9:06 P.M. EDT

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. (Applause.) Thank you, everybody. Please have a seat, have a seat.

It is wonderful to see all of you. I’ve got a lot of friends in the room here. People who knew me before anybody could pronounce my name. (Laughter.) People who knew me before I had gray hair. (Laughter.)

…And so as a consequence, we had to do some things that we didn’t expect we would have to do, just to save the economy — stabilize the financial system, make sure that states and local governments didn’t have to lay off police officers and cops and firefighters. We had to save an auto industry. I never expected to be a automobile executive. (Laughter.)

As a consequence of that swift, decisive, and sometimes difficult period, we were able to take an economy that was shrinking by about 6 percent and create an economy that is now growing, and has grown steadily now over many consecutive quarters. Over the last 15 months we’ve created over 2.1 million private sector jobs. (Laughter.)

Even the Democrats at a freakin’ DNC Fundaraiser laugh at that classic line.

Pathetic.

7 Responses to ““Thanks, You’ve Been A Great Audience!””

1. nightfly says:

   June 21, 2011 at 1:34 pm

   He must tipping a helluva lot of greenskeepers and caddies to “save or create” 2.1 million private-sector jobs.

   B+, Mr. President. Now, how ’bout a Fresca?

2. Mike Talley says:

   June 21, 2011 at 1:52 pm

   Rush says it was a glitch in the stenographer for close captioning. Didnt hear the audio, so I dont know.

3. aelfheld says:

   June 21, 2011 at 2:00 pm

   I think his teleprompter is stuck on Lie through your teeth.

4. major dad says:

   June 21, 2011 at 3:03 pm

   That was a real knee slapper, yes sir Mr. Liar in Chief.

5. JeffS says:

   June 21, 2011 at 3:42 pm

   Here’s another moment of humor:

   We had to save an auto industry. I never expected to be a automobile executive. (Laughter.)

   Nice of President Empty Suit to admit that he’s taken over at least part of the automobile industry.

6. Gary from Jersey says:

   June 22, 2011 at 8:46 am

   Maybe the Dems were laughing because they know the millions-strong Moron Army will believe that. And that ain’t funny.

7. Mockingbird says:

   June 22, 2011 at 8:47 am

   Yes, The President of the United States is a pathetic tool. Barack Obama is an insult to the Form W2.