As Brilliant an Idea as “The Ministry of Silly Walks” and, Quite Possibly
“The administration may also merge the Department of Commerce, the Office of the United States Trade Representative and some economic divisions at the State Department into a new agency, administration officials said. Possible names include the Department of Jobs or the Department of Competitiveness.”
Biz, Nanny State, People, Politics | tree hugging sister | 
August 15, 2011 8:47 am
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They are clueless and apparently desperate.
George Orwell and Karl Marx are spinning in their graves. In opposite directions.
The Department of Competitiveness will be created along with the Anti-Dog-Eat-Dog act.
We are living in Atlas Shrugged
How about the “Department of Useless Dolts”?
It would at least have the novelty of being honest.
Nothing says ‘jobs’ or ‘competitiveness’ like a federal agency.
Wait a minutem here. Massive mergers, whole entities collapsing into other entities! Have they filed under Hart-Scott-Rodino?
How about an Office of Who the Fuck is in Charge? It’s quite obvious we need one.
Ministry of Plenty is still available.
How about the “Department of Kicking the Can Down the Road”?
“Dpeartment of Jobs”… thus reminding one of the Onion joke: “Department of Health, Education, and Welfare formed to destroy nation’s health, education, and welfare.”
Uh, excuse me, but WTF is the Department of Labor for???
LC, Department of Labor is there to tell us each week how many unexpected jobs were lost.
DOL exists to support unions, LC, doncha know?