What Happens When Your Big Mouth
…bites you in the a$$ ? Why, THIS, of course!
Pat Robertson, the American televangelist, today appeared to withdraw a diatribe against Ariel Sharon in an attempt to salvage his $50 million plan for a biblical theme park in Galilee
Personally, I think the Lord done it to him.
“Six Flags Over Galilee”? “Robertson’s Great Israel”? “Babylon Gardens”? “Gethsemane Studios”?
I’m sure we will all enjoy the “GE Carousel of Regress” and “Great Moments with Mr. Solomon”.
Not to mention the ever popular “Pirates of the Jordan”, “Go Toward the Light Rollercoaster” and the “Bulrush Cruise”. And of course, there’s always the “MatthewHorn”.
If anyone is quotably smotable, it’s him.
Loads of fun! But if you look back in the Haunted House, you turn into a pillar of salt – and there will be NO REFUNDS.