I Know the Occupiers Are Emotionally Incapable of Making the Simple, Logical Connection

…I’ll try anyway.

…Meanwhile, the protesters are starting to notice folks taking advantage of the demonstration by grabbing some of the free food and clothes that have been made available in Zuccotti Park.

“The tourists take all the food, and the hipsters take all the clothes,” said one demonstrator.

People taking YOUR stuff? Stuff meant for YOU?!! YOUR FREE stuff? They’re taking it? They expect to just…take YOUR stuff??!

No DUH, huh?

7 Responses to “I Know the Occupiers Are Emotionally Incapable of Making the Simple, Logical Connection”

1. Syd B. says:

   October 11, 2011 at 10:41 am

   Sometimes, irony is the great equalizer.

   Lets see how dedicated these skid marks are when the temperatre dips.

2. ricki says:

   October 11, 2011 at 11:03 am

   Wow, the irony fairy just paid them a visit.

   I hope she brings her cluebat next time, apparently some of them missed the lesson.

3. Ave says:

   October 11, 2011 at 11:07 am

   Let them eat free cake! Then the cake has to come out! Occupy the park! Prevent it from being cleaned! Yeah, that’s a good idea!

4. JeffS says:

   October 11, 2011 at 11:16 am

   “Here’s your sign, Occupiers.”

5. major dad says:

   October 11, 2011 at 12:25 pm

   Reality is a bitch…

6. nightfly says:

   October 11, 2011 at 4:19 pm

   AIIIIEEEEEEEE Blinding flash of the obvious!!!! Cover your eyes, comrades!

7. Gary from Jersey says:

   October 12, 2011 at 11:44 am

   1. Somebody brings free stuff.
   2. Somebody takes it.
   3. Our superiors think it belongs to them.
   4. They must be out of weed.