There’s An Old Capitol Steps Song

From their 1994 Clinton Era album “Lord of the Fries” about HillaryCare called “Suture Yourself”

CHICAGO—
A Chicago man has died after authorities say he cut his chest to try to remove his pacemaker.

The Cook County medical examiner says 47-year-old Channing Askew died Monday night at a Chicago hospital. The Chicago Tribune reports ( http://trib.in/sflxJM ) that a doctor told police that Askew apparently had tried to remove his pacemaker himself. Police say paramedics were called to a group home where Askew lived when he complained of chest pain.

We had a guy who worked here at my office some 15 years ago who (I kid you not) performed hemorrhoid surgery on himself in his apartment.

It went about as well as you might expect.

2 Responses to “There’s An Old Capitol Steps Song”

1. Syd B. says:

   November 2, 2011 at 10:04 am

   “Hemorrhoid surgery”

   Or, as known in some cirles, “DIVORCE”

2. JeffS says:

   November 2, 2011 at 1:29 pm

   Reading this, I can only think of how ObamaCare will end up looking like…..