Occupy Barstools!
Proving once again that I, your Humble Servant, have got my finger on cutting edge throbbing pulse of the Nation’s societal undercurrent just look at this email I got over night
Dear Anonymous,
The purpose of this message is to inform you about the Revolution:
OCCUPY HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT IN LONDON ON NOVEMBER 5, 2012.
OCCUPY CONGRESS IN WASHINGTON D.C. ON NOVEMBER 11, 2012.STOP WAR.
CANCEL ALL DEBT.
REDISTRIBUTE WEALTH.
ELIMINATE ACNE.Please, watch the “Nazi Bingsters Crimes Ripple Effect” movie to find out why, how, and to have sound arguments to persuade others. The movie can be easily found with a search engine.
Please, print the flyers at [redacted] and distribute them.
Please, spread this message and the movie to everyone you know.
-Anonymous
You can’t say you haven’t been warned.
Fun, Life, Politics | Mr. Bingley | 
April 4, 2012 6:19 am
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Well, I must say that we have been affected by your ripple effect for years now, Bingster.
Bingster, I stand ready to occupy the barstool whenever you give the signal. And even when you don’t.
I like the idea of eliminating acne. There are a whole lot of pimple heads that need to be popped.
JeffS, wouldn’t that be the death of the #OWSer movement?
There’s a typo in that movie title.
It should read Nazi Bingsters Crimes Tipple Effect.
I’ve got us spots already reserved, Ave!
Aelf, more and more these days that particular effect is “zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….”
Yes, Aelf, it would. Among others.
I prefer agood Chianti Effect.