South Park: The New Sibyl

I’m serious, the predictive powers of Stone and Parker are amazing. First they called our war with Saddam years ago in their first movie. Now, after correctly identifying our foes, that have actually predicted the words terrorists are using on their websites:

“I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in Blackhawk helicopters,” a narrator’s voice said as the screen flashed between images of street-level gunfights, explosions and helicopter assaults.

Sure sounds a lot like Team America:

Gary: [recalls the incident that killed his brother] I was just a boy when the infidels came into my village in their Black Hawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fire of black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats… screaming for help. As quickly as they’d come the infidels were gone. It was on that day… I put a jihad on them. [one of his captors grins wide] And if you don’t believe it, then you’d better kill me now, because I’ll put a jihad on you too.

Now where’s Hans Brix?
Update: I see Bill has found a positive aspect of this I’d overlooked.

One Response to “South Park: The New Sibyl”

1. Ken Summers says:

   May 5, 2006 at 9:46 am

   Word for word. I think Matt and Trey are playing rope-a-dope with them.