Job Opening, Anyone?
Bridezilla gonna need her a new gig.
JONES GETTING ‘ VIEW’ VAMOOSE
STAR Jones Reynolds has been told to hitch up her hefty wagonload of freebies and waddle off into the sunset, sources say.
And oh yeah I got a personal beef with this side o’ beef. She was down here stumping and stomping for Kerry (Strike 1), sashayed into our local primo dining spot before it opened (celebrity privilege…) and made off with ALL (ALL !!!) the macaroni and bleu cheese crocks (Strike Two). “For her entourage”, she said. (Who you shucking, sister? We KNOW who they were all for.) Consequently, when th sister and major dad get there for a special dinner an hour later ~ as the doors open, mind you ~ and ths says “macaroni, please” with childlike anticipation…she is crushed like a bug. (Strike OUT.)
Oh yeah, I’m a grudge carrying fool. I suggest she checks in with MONSTER.com.
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May 9, 2006 12:26 pm
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Judging by the picture, Bingley (thanks for that, you bastard), she does have a pretty hefty entourage. I don’t know that she’ll have trouble getting another gig, though. I think that she could get some mileage out of a pay-per-view grudge match with Gamera, or at least Dennis Rodman if that’s beneath the Gams.
She took all their mac and cheese?? That stuff is the best, I would have hunted the cow down for it. You are much more mature than I or did Major Dad hold you back?
I just curled into the fetal position. You know me ~ a professional victim.
Man, I get blamed for all the icky pics.
HAhahahahaha!!