Ladies and Germs! We Have

…a winner.

…“Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you’ve had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean,” Guigli wrote.
“The judges were impressed by his appalling powers of invention,” said Scott Rice, a professor in SJSU’s Department of English and Comparative Literature.

John Kerry did better, but that was years ago.

5 Responses to “Ladies and Germs! We Have”

1. Gunslinger says:

   July 11, 2006 at 5:49 pm

   Heh. That brings back memories of “The Adventures of Nick Danger, Third Eye.”

2. Kathy K says:

   July 11, 2006 at 8:09 pm

   No – John Kerry didn’t do better – his powers of invention never made me laugh…

3. DirtCrashr says:

   July 11, 2006 at 8:11 pm

   That’s one of the best and funniest competitions around, the results are always really good-bad.

4. tree hugging sister says:

   July 11, 2006 at 8:21 pm

   I was thinking ‘did better’ more in the lines of “appalling powers of invention”, Kathy. {8^P

5. Nightfly says:

   July 12, 2006 at 10:50 am

   He won this award twice – it’s seared (seared!) in his memory.