The Only Word for This Is

…DEE-LISH-ious!

EXILED Islamist preacher Omar Bakri Mohammed tried but failed to join the naval evacuation of British nationals from Lebanon’s capital Beirut, it was reported today.
Bakri attempted to join evacuees boarding a Royal Navy vessel on Wednesday, but was rebuffed “at the harbour gates by sharp-eyed officials”, The Sun said in a front page “exclusive”.
A Ministry of Defence spokesman in London could not confirm the report, but said: “Our understanding is that’s not true, and we’ve told The Sun that”.

Bombs and dangerous stuff just SUCKS when it’s coming at YOU, doesn’t it?


Omar Bakri Mohammed attempts to whistle “Rule Britannia” to prove he is not THAT ‘Omar Bakri Mohammed’. Saavy Royal Navy Tars are not fooled and he is forced to walk a cedar plank back to Lebanon. ©TPI

Argh!

categories Humanity...or the Lack Thereof | | datetime July 20, 2006 10:17 pm

4 Responses to “The Only Word for This Is”

  1. Dave J says:
    July 20, 2006 at 10:33 pm

    “…and when I say that there is absolutely no cannibalism in the Royal Navy, what I mean is that there is some–actually quite a lot, in fact, and far more than I’d ever be willing to admit–but that practically everyone acknowledges that it’s the RAF that really suffers from this problem now.”

  2. Susanna says:
    July 20, 2006 at 11:04 pm

    That guy is about as subtle as a fart in a mitten. They were bound to sniff him out.
    Glad they caught him.

  3. Gunslinger says:
    July 20, 2006 at 11:23 pm

    They should have picked him up anyway, then chucked him overboard half way home.

  4. tree hugging sister says:
    July 21, 2006 at 10:06 am

    We coulda called him “Backstroke Bakri” then!!

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