I Have To Say This Is One Headline I’d Never Thought I’d See

Maybe all those conspiracy theories were on to something

Police break up ‘drug-fueled orgy’ at Masonic Lodge after finding women dancing naked on stage and men filming sex acts

Police in Michigan have broken up a shocking ‘drug-fueled orgy’ being hosted at a secretive Masonic Lodge – and this wasn’t the first time it’s happened, authorities warn.

Officers were called to the prominent building in downtown Battle Creek, Michigan – which sits across a park from police headquarters – about 2.15am Sunday. They found five women dancing on stage naked.

…The Battle Creek Freemasons refused to comment on camera for the TV station, but insisted that the orgy was not part of the secret society’s rituals. They said the party was not sponsored by their group at all.

Instead, they say, a party promoter paid $900 to rent the space for the night.

Ah, the old “we rented the hall” excuse.

3 Responses to “I Have To Say This Is One Headline I’d Never Thought I’d See”

  1. Syd B. says:

    With all that is going on in that state, I find it astounding that police would consider this to be good use of their time. I had the unfortunate experience of driving through Saginaw about a month ago and didn’t stop for any lights, regardless of their color. There are some bad, bad places in Michigan.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    Obviously you don’t know the good places, Syd!

  3. Michael Lonie says:

    To think I once had a chance to join DeMolay and missed it. If only I’d known.

    No wonder Mozart was such a keen Freemason.

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