Well That Saves Ohio Several Million Dollars

Works for me.

(CNN) — Ariel Castro, who was sentenced to life plus 1,000 years for kidnapping and raping three women, as well as murder, was found hanging in his prison cell Tuesday night, the state’s Department of Corrections said.

The cause of death was hanging with a bed sheet, Dr. Jan Gorniak of the Franklin County Coroner’s Office told CNN.

6 Responses to “Well That Saves Ohio Several Million Dollars”

  1. Syd B. says:

    In a world that seemingly, is full of sadness, evil and disappointment, it is rare to wake up to good news for a change. I guess he chose to not appeal.

  2. JeffS says:

    Pity. He deserved to linger on, and suffer.

  3. tree hugging sister says:

    Come on, Hasan! We’re rootin’ for ya, big buddy! The Virgins are waitin’!

  4. Julie says:

    Sis, warn us when you’re going to be hysterically funny, ok? I was drinking coffee and coulda been seriously injured!

  5. JeffS says:

    Hasan hasn’t assumed room temperature just yet, Sis, but the virgins, they are already wailing in dismay.

  6. aelfheld says:

    It would be . . . poetic . . . if the sheet were made of hemp.

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