Rejoice And Be Glad!

Via the WSJ comes to us this wonderful story of SCIENCE confirming every tenet of my life. In fact, it contains what is arguably the finest, most liberating sentence in the English language since “When in the course of human events…”:

Too much whole-grain oatmeal for breakfast and whole-grain pasta for dinner, with fruit snacks in between, add up to a less healthy diet than one of eggs and bacon, followed by fish.

I am weeping with joy.

3 Responses to “Rejoice And Be Glad!”

1. JeffS says:

   May 5, 2014 at 11:24 am

   Except for one minor problem … … …

2. leelu says:

   May 5, 2014 at 11:39 am

   I’m beginning to feel like I’m in an old Woody Allen movie!

3. Syd B. says:

   May 5, 2014 at 9:54 pm

   I read that and….I think it moved.