Letterman’s Top Ten Chapter Titles

…for the book by Bingley’s boy.

New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey’s bio, “The Confession”
10) “The Day I Got Caught Governing Myself;”
9) “How to Pretend to Like Girls for 47 Years;”
8) “From Schwar zenegger to Pataki: Governors I’d Like to Oil Up;”
7) “Another Confession – I Can’t Resist Entenmann’s Pound Cake;”
6) “At First I Just Thought I Was Bipartisan;”
5) “The New Jersey Budget Crisis – What Would Judy Garland Do?;”
4) “A Look at the Governor’s Balls;”
3) “Politicians Who Left a Bad Taste in My Mouth;”
2) “How to Push Through a Bill – Or a Steve or a Larry;”
And the No. 1 chapter title – drum roll, please! –
“Why I Don’t Like Bush.”

One Response to “Letterman’s Top Ten Chapter Titles”

1. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

   October 2, 2006 at 11:42 am

   Heh heh heh.