Good to Know…

…someone’s watching out for us. As proof I offer this little gem from the AP, coyly hidden among the War, Hillary, Bolton, apes in Kansas and fries in Detroit stories that dominate our headlines. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I know this guy

The skunk ape, alias swamp ape, apparently smells like bad eggs and goat dung, an odor attributed to its poor bathing habits and penchant for sulfurous alligator caves.

3 Responses to “Good to Know…”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    He got busted with 30,000 pounds of pot, and I’m supposed to believe he’s not seeing things?
    And another thing: 30,000 pounds? I thought that was a standard unit for bananas, anyway.

  2. The whole impact of the song is lost with just the lyrics. You need to hear Harry singing “of (pause) baNANAS” for it to work. Then it’s seared, seared in your memory.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    Flambeed, actually.

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