It Wasn’t Me. I Swear.

I have an alibi.

[slurp]

And if I don’t, I’ll invent one:

A Florida seafood company is less than happy that someone decided to loot its oysters. So they’re offering a reward for information that leads to an arrest and conviction.
On Tuesday, Pensacola Bay Oyster Co. learned that 17,000 oysters were stolen from its East Bay property, according to a Pensacola Oyster instagram post.

7 Responses to “It Wasn’t Me. I Swear.”

1. Syd B. says:

   August 1, 2019 at 11:21 am

   I hope they catch the slimey bastards.

2. Dr Alice says:

   August 1, 2019 at 2:59 pm

   But there’s no ‘R’ in the month. This could be problematic…

3. Kathy Kinsley says:

   August 1, 2019 at 6:05 pm

   Definitely was not me – I don’t even like oysters. And I was no where near Pensacola at the time.

   But that’s quite a heist – should be fairly easy to trace.

4. Gunslinger says:

   August 1, 2019 at 6:15 pm

   Somebody is going to need a bottle of hot sauce the size of a propane tank.

5. Mr. Bingley says:

   August 1, 2019 at 7:01 pm

   I’m guessing the rightful owners said something stronger than “aw shucks!”

6. aelfheld says:

   August 2, 2019 at 9:55 am

   Time to invest in catsup, horseradish, and lemon futures.

7. Gunslinger says:

   August 2, 2019 at 4:19 pm

   I’m thinking they were more along the lines of “We have a shell of a problem on our hands.” Mr. Bingley.