If It Had Been Miracle Whip…

He would have been acquitted:

An Iowa man was sentenced to life behind bars for the murder of a friend he repeatedly ran over with a pickup truck after a fight about mayonnaise.

Kristofer Erlbacher, now 29, used his truck to ram Caleb Solberg, 30, outside a café in the small town of Pisgah on Dec. 17, 2020, the Des Moines Register reported. Erlbacher initially drove away, then came back and ran over Solberg two more times, according to the Register.

The two had been out drinking at a bar with another person earlier in the night in nearby Moorhead, but things took a turn when Erlbacher spread mayo on Solberg’s food, which riled Solberg and sparked a bar fight, the Woodbine Twiner-Herald reported.

categories Life | | datetime February 4, 2022 9:55 am

2 Responses to “If It Had Been Miracle Whip…”

  1. Dr Alice says:
    February 5, 2022 at 8:27 am

    I was going to try to defend Miracle Whip. But alas, I cannot.

  2. tree hugging sister says:
    February 9, 2022 at 7:41 am

    Only because you are a woman of UNERRING good taste.

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