Trust Me, Doc

The guy reeks of bad JuJu already.

Voodoo Practitioner Tries to Jinx Bush
A renowned black magic practitioner performed a voodoo ritual Thursday to jinx President George W. Bush and his entourage while he was on a brief visit to Indonesia.
Ki Gendeng Pamungkas slit the throat of a goat, a small snake and stabbed a black crow in the chest, stirred their blood with spice and broccoli before drank the “potion” and smeared some on his face.

And that bit with broccoli ~ you might want to double check which Bush you’re whammying.

3 Responses to “Trust Me, Doc”

1. Sharp as a Marble says:

   November 16, 2006 at 5:24 pm

   The new Army ad

   The new Army ad

2. csason says:

   November 16, 2006 at 8:21 pm

   Well, *that* Witch Doctor loses this time…muha ha ah..
   His SOUL is captured foreverrr !!

3. Prussian Tiger says:

   November 17, 2006 at 12:01 am

   The doc should’ve added a bottle of liquor instead of the broccoli.