NOBODY Puts Baby in a Corner

Except the snooty toots in East Hampton…

…The East Hampton Town Board will meet tomorrow to mull lifting its longtime ban on live music in restaurants. But there will be plenty of restrictions if the proposal gets the green light. The music will have to end by 11 p.m., and eateries will be prohibited from clearing tables and chairs to make room for dancing, the East Hampton Star reports.

So where are footloose and fancy free Hamptonians supposed to go when the Bonjangles mood strikes, huh?

Everybody knows there’s sharks in the sound…

categories Public Service Announcement | | datetime February 1, 2007 9:48 am

4 Responses to “NOBODY Puts Baby in a Corner”

  1. Mike Cunningham says:
    February 1, 2007 at 11:17 am

    I presume that bloke in the water knows that if he gets chewed, she gets chewed; or are they endorsing some sort of weird foreplay?

  2. Mr. Bingley says:
    February 1, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    If I recall correctly there was chewing later on that evening.

  3. Nightfly says:
    February 1, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    That was the stupidest scene in the movie – “hey, let’s practice lifts in the water! You know, because you’ll be sopping wet and TWENTY POUNDS HEAVIER.” Then they shoot the thing from the next town over so you don’t even get any visual value out of it.

  4. Firehand says:
    February 3, 2007 at 11:13 am

    Geez, I used to hit some open-mike nights at a couple of places, and at 11 things were going strong, in some cases just really getting started. And they want to close it down then?
    What’s that wonderful Aussie word… oh yes, “Wankers”.

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