Well I guess We Know What’s For Dinner
this weekend
URBANA, Ohio — A barn fire at a fish farm near the western Ohio city of Urbana killed more than 150,000 of the farm’s half million fish.
Dave Smith, owner of Freshwater Farms of Ohio, said he moved the fish to the barn and stoked up a stove to stave off the cold. Smith blamed the direction of the wind for sparking Tuesday night’s blaze.
Mmmmmmmm… Fish fry.
Sounds fishy to me.
I’m having fish TONIGHT!!!!
Huh…I thought this post would spawn more puns.
Even your attempt to smoke them out has failed, Dave.
Yeah, I’d hoped a little nudge might tip the scales. Oh well.
Sorry we didn’t reel more in, Dave. But I think we can safely say that there’s a net profit in puns here.
D’oh!