Exciting Sports Decision Announced!
The real one we’ve been anxiously awaiting
BERLIN (Reuters) — Germany’s oracle octopus Paul picked Spain to beat the Netherlands in the World Cup final on Sunday in a live television broadcast watched across Europe.
Sorry. Europeans are amateurs when it comes to sports absurdity. We raised the bar last night to heights that can only be seen with the HST.
Yes, that’s what I was trying to mildly parody.
It was freakin’ absurd beyond belief.
ESPN has truly jumped the shark on this one.
I heard about this on the radio this morning when I woke up. I love that his name is Paul!
The AP story I had also talked about Manny the psychic parakeet who disagreed with Paul. http://video.ap.org/?f=KYWAM&pid=X4LfmJ9MxAhwj83ovOZCvpZxScLfQSXA
Finally, something interesting for those of us not exactly into soccer. Or basketball.
The AP story I “heard,” not “had.” Sheesh.
And the octopus takes it!
There was a soccer match today? What’s soccer?
Viva España!
Those wooden shoes proved to be somewhat of a detriment on the football pitch.