Doesn’t This Absolutely HIDEOUS Boot ON SALE (Gee! Wonder Why?) at Saks
…nostalgically kinda make you want to snuggle up in the warm, wet innards of some freshly disemboweled, exotic, outerspace beast of burden?
Swear to GOD, reeks of tauntaun, n’est pas?
Or is it just me?
Nah.
Oh, Mr. Summers! Your dancing shoes are ready!
Fun | tree hugging sister | 
December 3, 2010 9:20 am
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What sicko would give that sleeping bag to their kid?
Skyler, I think it’s more for 30-somethings that live in their parents’ basements and long for the glory days of Han shooting first, than it is for kids.
I was reading the ThinkGeek catalong last night, came across the tauntaun sleeping bag and started to laugh like a maniac.
You think the bag is bad? How about turning the rest of the bedroom into the Wampa Lair, complete with little brother stuck into the roof feet-first?
What, you don’t want feet that look like Harley saddlebags? Hippie.
HAN DID SHOOT FIRST!!!!!
But those shoes and that sleeping suck.
And, ‘fly, I would have paid good money to hang my kid brother by his feet in my room.
Mostly because if *he* wasn’t hanging there, *I* would have been…..being the central sibbling and all.
“sleeping BAG”, I mean. It’s a good thing I didn’t shoot first……I might have missed.