Forever Scarred by the MARK OF SATAN!!
“Felix reacted as if someone had slaughtered a pig for his ham sandwich,” said his father…
There’s abuse and then there’s A.B.U.S.E..
Isabel Theoret was preparing a sandwich for her 6-year-old son’s Kindergarten class one day last week, when he screamed out,
“No Mommy! Not a Ziploc!“
The child, who lives with his family in the town of Laval in Quebec, explained that his teacher would exclude him from a contest to win a stuffed teddy bear if he brought an environmentally unfriendly plastic baggie to school.
…He [Mr. Lanciault] acknowledged children need to learn not to waste natural resources and said his wife usually puts sandwiches in Tupperware, but those containers were in the dishwasher.
Lanciault said his son had only learned to fear plastic bags.
FEAR. The bag.
(“Family Company” my ass. I see what that nice Mr. Johnson’s up to now…)
Jesus, I can only hope Michelle Obama hasn’t read this.
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February 17, 2011 10:30 am
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Is it possible that Canada has become more screwed up than we are?
Yes, Skyler, but don’t tell that Bieber kid. Let him live in his fantasy 😉
To quote Ozzy “what’s a Bieber?” snark I would sue the beejeebus out of them.
Since I’m a total noodge, I’d immediately swap out my kid’s knapsack for a plastic shopping bag. I’d also give him bottles of water, instead of an aluminum reusable, and encourage him to share.
“Fine, then, son. I guess you don’t NEED a lunch today.”
But seriously? Bribing kids with a chance to win a toy to make them nanny at their parents? Unseemly.
Easy solution.
Keep the sandwich in the Ziploc and get the child a bigger, better teddy bear as a reward for resisting the brainwashing.
Years ago, a young 1stLt at the squadron suggested putting Ebola in a Ziploc.
Oh, if only I’d listened then…
Great idea, Guns!