Get An Early Feel For Your ObamaCare Benefits: Test Them By Seeing How Far You Can
…STUFF YOUR FINGERS DOWN YOUR THROAT…
Ends hourlong speech calling on Americans to set our eyes on the horizon search for an ocean of tomorrows, a sky of tomorrows.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) July 24, 2013
…and what fixing the resultant damage sets you back.
Mr. Burge sums it up nicely (as is usual):
shitload = google
assload = goggleplex