He Never Would Have Gotten So Long, If He Hadn’t LIED About Making It
…well…so long.
WHAT: Steve Warshak, founder of Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, was sentenced Wednesday to 25 years in prison.
“A sleighful of confidence and a sackful of pride!“
Never promise a guy a new thang if you don’t have one to give him. Men are so pissy that way.
Fun | Mr. Bingley | 
August 27, 2008 5:23 pm
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Does this mean no more Smilin’ Bob polluting the airwaves? Oh, hallelujah!
I’m with Ricki. Whoever came up with that ad campaign needs to go to prison as well. I’d say also give his cellmates a year’s supply of that special formula. . . except that it doesn’t work!
Yeah, but I’m sure it TASTED like sh*t, so force-feed them!