I’m Not Seeing the Problem

Headline says:

Antioxidant found in red wine may actually undo the effects of exercise

Which I read as:

Sitting On Your Ass and Drinking Perfectly Healthy As Busting Your Ass and NOT Drinking

I choose “B”. Win-win in my book.

Don’t argue with science, yo.

2 Responses to “I’m Not Seeing the Problem”

1. kcruella says:

   July 23, 2013 at 9:56 pm

   Hell, I’m cancelling the gym membership and going to the liquor store

2. Cripes Suzette says:

   July 24, 2013 at 2:27 pm

   Question: Why don’t they ever write about the benefits of gin? I started drinking mine with Dubonnet so it’s kind of red. That’s got to be beneficial.