In the Midst of Israelis Slaughtering Palestinians Just Out for a Stroll
…miracles happen.
A miracle in Gaza. The man with the crutches suddenly started running pic.twitter.com/53l5bb3zV1
— Yanki ????? ???? (@Farberyanki) May 14, 2018
How about that new embassy, huh?
Oh, I think it’s just SMASHING. #SoMuchWinning
Update: The Mossad has thoughtfully put together a Hamas excursion brochure.
You know. For peaceful Palestinians thinking about just heading out for a stroll.
Posts plastered all over Facebook instructing protesters to bring guns, knives, infiltrate Israel en masse, invade nearby villages and kidnap Israelis. Special 'thanks' to @facebook community standards team for enabling this. pic.twitter.com/DBR8FXfHds
— The Mossad (@TheMossadIL) May 15, 2018
Looks like the “strollers” might not BE who they want you to believe they are.
Gaza: First martyrdom pictures coming in, ten killed were members of Hamas' internal security apparatus. pic.twitter.com/ELm75Tpp25
— Björn Stritzel (@bjoernstritzel) May 15, 2018
Imagine that.
“Martytdom”? Nah. Darwin award nominees.
That said:
“I think you’re always going to have tension in the Middle East when there’s people who want to kill the Jews and Jews who don’t want to be killed and neither side is willing to compromise.”
Tweet of the year. (So far.)
I had an answer for the sympathizing weepers today as well:
https://twitter.com/treehuggingsis/status/996382640952565765
Could all of this just be inter-office politics gone stratospheric?
Mr. Ramirez is pointed as is usual.
Liked your tweet too.
Good tweet, Sis, but it’s far too logical for Hamas and their media/leftie toadies.
BOOM, aelf! That’s what I’ve been calling them in tweets – SLAUGHTER LEMMINGS! That’s what they are and they refuse to change. Many years ago I had some sincere sympathy for the Palestinians, but you know what changed that? When they voted for Hamas. That was the end of that. Not a drop. I was, like, “You freely chose the Devil, fuckers. Live with it.”
I can still muster some sympathy for those trapped in that murderous crab-bucket but it’s not easy.
I still have some sympathy for the very young children that they use as shields and cannon fodder. But NONE for the parents.
As I was standing outside of a store yesterday, waiting for my wife to purchase yet another purse, (why do women need so many purses?), I overheard two teenaged girls nearby, discussing the events in Israel. One said to the other, “Its just not fair. The Jews have such better weapons. It should be a more even fight.” The other responded, “Yea, like really.” Our future is in their hands.
Lordy, Lord, Lord.