It’s Not Exactly A Tiger In Your Tank…

High prices when you pump sucking you dry? Well, the ladies of the brothel in Australia will get you a discount on your gas bill:

SYDNEY – Hot and bothered by rising pump prices? Australian brothels are offering clients discounts based on their gas bills.
Brothel owners claim the system works much the same way as supermarkets which offer shoppers discounted gas prices by presenting their grocery bills when they fill up their tanks.
“If you come in and spend time with one of our lovely ladies, we’ll give you a discount of 20 cents a litter,” Kerry, manager of Sydney brothel The Site, told Reuters on Wednesday.

categories Fun | | datetime August 30, 2006 6:43 am

6 Responses to “It’s Not Exactly A Tiger In Your Tank…”

  1. Gunslinger says:
    August 30, 2006 at 6:57 am

    Their next gimmick will be S&M Green Stamps. *rimshot*

  2. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:
    August 30, 2006 at 8:40 am

    “If you come in and spend time with one of our lovely ladies, we’ll give you a discount of 20 cents a litter,”
    Wow. You’d think professional women like this would have access to birth control.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:
    August 30, 2006 at 8:56 am

    That’s per liter Ken.
    That’s a lot of work involved when you reckon on 10cc per…

  4. Mr. Bingley says:
    August 30, 2006 at 8:58 am

    And, as an aside, the MSM is full of spelling errors today. “Litter”? Are they calling Aussie Ladies trash?

  5. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:
    August 30, 2006 at 9:37 am

    No, I’m sure “litter” refers to children in this case.
    That’s my joke and I’m sticking to it.

  6. The_Real_JeffS says:
    August 30, 2006 at 11:50 am

    Maybe not a tiger in your tank, but perhaps a fire in the furnance!!!!

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