Memo From The Mother Superior

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, “I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.”

“Thank God,” said an elderly nun at the back. “I’m so tired of chardonnay.”

3 Responses to “Memo From The Mother Superior”

1. tree hugging sister says:

   March 29, 2007 at 10:33 am

   Protestant BASTARD.

2. ed says:

   March 29, 2007 at 12:13 pm

   Hmmm.
   As long as it’s not merlot!
   I will not drink merlot!!
   🙂 j/k

3. mike says:

   March 29, 2007 at 12:30 pm

   I don’t get it. Isn’t gonorreha a French wine?