Oh, That’s NUTHIN’!!

Feeling unsung? Show lesser-sibling solidarity: follow @MichaelBacon36 and tweet him your unsung story! #UnsungBacon https://t.co/iAXgznHPUl

— Oscar Mayer (@oscarmayer) June 25, 2014

Wait ’til I tell them my “Bingley! Bingley! Bingley!” stories from growing up.

There won’t be a dry eye at corporate headquarters. They might even crowd-source a recovery fund for me.

Whapped him “in the head with a musical instrument” and now he’s emotionally scarred for life…SHEESH.

Amateurs.

5 Responses to “Oh, That’s NUTHIN’!!”

1. aelfheld says:

   June 25, 2014 at 4:40 pm

   Meh.

   My mother shot her cousin in the backside with a BB gun (hers) when she was a kid.

2. Julie says:

   June 25, 2014 at 4:57 pm

   40-plus years ago my older sister was chasing me so I ran into the bathroom and shut the door behind me – on her big toe. The nail came off, and to this day she claims it’s still sore. Good thing I was the baby so I got away with it. 🙂

3. Mr. Bingley says:

   June 25, 2014 at 8:18 pm

   My goodness, when I first read that tweet I thought it said “feeling unslung?”

4. JeffS says:

   June 26, 2014 at 9:29 am

   If by “backside”, you mean “butt”, aelfheld, I did the same to my younger brother. As he bent over a campfire.

   🙂

5. aelfheld says:

   June 26, 2014 at 11:41 am

   JeffS, you have divined my meaning. 🙂