The Local Fish Wrap Has a Name on This Morning’s Police Blotter We Did Not Expect

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Arrested for burglary. Address unknown.

We’re doomed.

4 Responses to “The Local Fish Wrap Has a Name on This Morning’s Police Blotter We Did Not Expect”

1. Syd B. says:

   October 24, 2014 at 11:03 am

   As we grow old…the beauty steals inward.
   – Ralph Waldo Emerson –

   Apparently, I’ve misunderstood this quote for years.

2. NJSue says:

   October 24, 2014 at 10:56 pm

   A literate thief! Surely there’s some hope there?

3. Kate P says:

   October 25, 2014 at 9:11 pm

   English majors can’t get jobs so they MUST steal!

4. Michael Lonie says:

   November 4, 2014 at 10:31 pm

   You can’t trust those Treascendentalists.They’ll turn on you in a New York minute.