We Have Top People on It
WWIII is imminent. President Biden is chasing ice cream cones at Camp David – whaterya gonna do – but thank GOD SecState Winken Blinken Nod is on the job, saving the WORLD in…Fiji.
I shit you not.
US Secretary of State Antony Blinken has arrived in Fiji for the second leg of his Pacific diplomacy tour.
Mr Blinken was greeted by Fiji’s acting Prime Minister upon arrival.
The aim of the tour is reportedly to strengthen America’s interests in Asia with an intent to push back against increasing Chinese assertiveness in the region.
Hardest non-working bunch of fuck-ups I’ve ever seen.
Dr. Alice pointed out to me that, clearly, he was negotiating a water deal.
However, we all know Clearly is Canadian. Says so right on the bottle.

Unless, of course, mean terrorist #freedom truckers wouldn’t let him across the bridge, so he had to fly to the next closest water source. Blinken is light on his feet that way.
But but but but …. TRUMP!
Ha! Really, I don’t see Fiji holding out against China for more than two minutes. Over/under: 30 seconds.
Light on his feet, light on brains.