Wear It Loud! Wear It Proud!

Dateline: Kuwait

Ladies, don’t you just love a man in uniform?

categories Public Service Announcement | | datetime April 1, 2005 12:02 pm

29 Responses to “Wear It Loud! Wear It Proud!”

  1. Ken Summers says:
    April 1, 2005 at 12:15 pm

    I assume this is The Real JeffS?

  2. The Real JeffS says:
    April 1, 2005 at 12:21 pm

    It is indeed! And that’s my new found pet, Spot, on the left. I’m going to try and bring him home. Spot will be a very nice addition to my house, don’t you think?

  3. Mr. Bingley says:
    April 1, 2005 at 12:22 pm

    Ain’t he a handsome devil? I have exclusive interview rights with all young ladies who seek to make his acquantance, so ladies send those resumes to me. Only the best for our boys over there!

  4. tree hugging sister says:
    April 1, 2005 at 12:23 pm

    It REALLY is!! Nothing like our studly desert warrior to model Swampy in the farthest corner of the world. (Mr. Summers himself being our very own manly-man next door model!)

  5. Mr. Bingley says:
    April 1, 2005 at 12:25 pm

    Somehow I don’t think someone will try to do to Spot what they tried on Misty…

  6. tree hugging sister says:
    April 1, 2005 at 12:25 pm

    Bingley, in his own shy fashion, has neglected to mention the ‘sweet young things for JeffS’ registration fee he’s imposed.

  7. Mr. Bingley says:
    April 1, 2005 at 12:26 pm

    Really more of a duty than a fee…

  8. tree hugging sister says:
    April 1, 2005 at 4:14 pm

    Now JeffS, I’m trying to hook you up with my best friend, but she said you look like a Yankee fan!? A wonderful thing in my book but she’s peculiar that way. (Every time the Mets lose a manager, she applies for the job.)

  9. The Real JeffS says:
    April 2, 2005 at 12:04 am

    Sadly, THS, I am not a baseball fan at all. I hope your friend can deal with that.
    Mr. Bingley: Don’t forget my cut of the duty. And I still won’t write you in as a third party for any pre-nuptial agreement. That is non-negotiable.

  10. Mr. Bingley says:
    April 2, 2005 at 2:01 pm

    Rats.

  11. Ken Summers says:
    April 2, 2005 at 9:17 pm

    I certainly hope, Jeff, that you get to bring your newfound pet home. I also hope that you can find a good place to, er, exercise him, as it were.

  12. The_Real_JeffS says:
    April 3, 2005 at 3:57 am

    Oh, I am counting on exercising him, Ken. My street has speeders, y’see…..

  13. C.L. says:
    April 3, 2005 at 7:04 am

    Hey! What about my exclusives?

  14. Ken Summers says:
    April 3, 2005 at 8:35 pm

    Speeders? Heh heh. Hope you take video…

  15. The Real JeffS says:
    April 4, 2005 at 1:05 am

    My apologies for breaking our contract, C.L., but Tree Hugging Sister employed extremely persuasive interrogation techniques: chocolate pecan cookies. If they’d used those at Abu Gharib, the uproar would have broken glass in downtown NYC. Cruel. Simply cruel. And inhuman as well. That’s why she promised me more. And none to Mr. Bingley, so I can get even more.
    If you want to negotiate an out-of-court settlement with THS, C.L., you are on your own. But be warned: not only is she married to a Marine, she is a former Marine herself.

  16. Mr. Bingley says:
    April 4, 2005 at 8:18 am

    C.L., my support for your noble cause can be gained by buying me beer.

  17. tree hugging sister says:
    April 4, 2005 at 11:50 am

    And we know that more is better, don’t we my JeffS, hmmmm??? Hmmm ???
    And more will be on the way…
    C.L., you can leave now.
    Bingley, you traitorous BASTARD !!!

  18. tree hugging sister says:
    April 6, 2005 at 1:28 pm

    And she says ‘does he at least like hockey?’

  19. Bryan Law says:
    April 28, 2005 at 10:12 pm

    OOh! Give me that howitzer where you know I want it baby! Make it a HEAT round!
    edited by the Management. Twerp.

  20. astonished says:
    April 29, 2005 at 1:11 am

    hmmmmmm 25pdr howitzer yummy

  21. Stevo says:
    April 29, 2005 at 9:00 am

    Is that the real real jeffs? … btw, “twerp” bryla, the 25 pounder fired HE, smoke and AP … “drop short” Stevo …

  22. Stevo says:
    April 29, 2005 at 9:43 am

    Jeff … why do you look so content .. have you aimed “Spot” at Margo’s Web Dairy HQ? …

  23. richard mcenroe says:
    April 29, 2005 at 11:10 am

    I dunno… it looks a bit light for deer season…

  24. The Real JeffS says:
    April 29, 2005 at 11:47 am

    Stevo, the range is a bit long for Web Diary, but if you’ll observe, I’ll give it a shot!

  25. Stevo says:
    April 29, 2005 at 12:28 pm

    Jeff … it’s a long time since I’ve fired a gun, I’ve thought about the 10,000 km range to Margo’s HQ, the 25 pounder has a range of about 10 km, maybe a bit of un-un-depleted uranium might make it to Margo’s HQ in Sydney … if not, let’s discuss about how we’ll take over the world as neo-cons instead … Stevo

  26. Stevo says:
    April 29, 2005 at 12:34 pm

    never a FO … a GPO …

  27. Mr. Bingley says:
    April 29, 2005 at 1:23 pm

    Stevo, you better hope Uncle Karl doesn’t find out you’re talking about the un-un-un-depleted uranium weapons (code named “The Gin and Tonic Project”); you know how displeased he will be…

  28. Mr. Bingley says:
    April 29, 2005 at 2:38 pm

    Richard, i think it’s for wabbit season.

  29. it comes in pints? says:
    May 19, 2005 at 10:27 am

    Getting medievel on his heiny

    Our friend JeffS, the “token non-n****r and non-hispanic in the US army” has some fun playing Whack-a-Troll over at Blair’s. Troll is reduced to wishing him dead and frothing about pedophelia. Andrea has since exterminated said troll for taking advanta…

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