Remember, They’re The Professionals (And Only Ones Who Should Be Covered By The 1st Amendment According To The Dick Durbins Of The World)

Fresh from their Exclusive Breaking News coverage of the crew of the Asiana flight we learn (via Ace) that the Professionals in the MSM, in this case USA Today, are maintaining their Gold Plated Standards by quoting upstanding citizen…”Howie Felterbush.”

categories Fun, Media | | datetime July 16, 2013 7:51 am

9 Responses to “Remember, They’re The Professionals (And Only Ones Who Should Be Covered By The 1st Amendment According To The Dick Durbins Of The World)”

  1. Julie says:
    July 16, 2013 at 9:24 am

    Oh my gosh, I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts. I so needed that today… thanks 🙂

  2. Mr. Bingley says:
    July 16, 2013 at 9:44 am

    I think in the extended version of the interview he went on to quote poetry from “The Yellow River” by noted poet I. P. Daley.

  3. nightfly says:
    July 16, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    Didn’t any of these people watch Bart prank Moe at any time during the past 25 years?

  4. BlackDog says:
    July 16, 2013 at 7:09 pm

    Journalist today makes Homer Simpson look like Enrico Fermi.

  5. David Crawford says:
    July 16, 2013 at 8:22 pm

    I’m sure USA Today is going sue someone over this. They’ll hire the prominent law firm of Dewie, Screwem, and Howe.

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    July 17, 2013 at 3:43 am

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  7. mojo says:
    July 17, 2013 at 11:12 am

    Still now word from Heywood Jablowme?

  8. Mr. Bingley says:
    July 17, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    I just bought some Life Insurance from my good friend Justin Cayce.

  9. BlackDog says:
    July 19, 2013 at 7:40 pm

    I recommend my attorney to review this: Ben Dover.

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