Emily’s currently hitting him with his other femur

Gotta hand it to him. He’s a hard-headed son of a gun.
Ya gotta respect that.

26 Responses to “Emily’s currently hitting him with his other femur”

1. Tainted Bill says:

   March 5, 2008 at 8:23 am

   Let me know when she’s putting out his eyes with his own ulnae.

2. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

   March 5, 2008 at 8:34 am

   I’ll ask her to take some video.

3. Skyler says:

   March 5, 2008 at 8:46 am

   Who’s Emily? Who is he?

4. Mr. Bingley says:

   March 5, 2008 at 8:49 am

   (Skyler doesn’t get out much, but we still wubs him)

5. Kate P says:

   March 5, 2008 at 9:21 am

   Jeez, somebody make sure Emily gets an energy drink or a powerbar or something.

6. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

   March 5, 2008 at 9:58 am

   Guinness on tap is all she needs.

7. Skyler says:

   March 5, 2008 at 10:07 am

   But I still don’t know who she is.

8. nightfly says:

   March 5, 2008 at 10:22 am

   Emily and Ken are the star-studded bloggers of It Comes In Pints… currently on forced hiatus due to a hosting snafu. Hence why she is beating “him” (the host) with his own femurs.

9. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

   March 5, 2008 at 10:24 am

   I haven’t actually been “star-studded” since the last time I laughed at Cullen wearing his ninja suit.

10. The_Real_JeffS says:

    March 5, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    What’s next? His pelvis?

11. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

    March 5, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    Probably.

12. Dave J says:

    March 5, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    No, see, it crashed when I posted my 5000-page formula for the Secret of Life, in order to make up for my lengthy absence. Damn, and now I forgot it all.

13. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

    March 5, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    Oh, way to go Dave. See what happens when you turn off the Autosave?

14. Dave J says:

    March 5, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    Eh, from what I remember, it’s overrated anyway. Seriously doesn’t live up to the hype.

15. Cullen says:

    March 6, 2008 at 6:10 am

    To be fair, the ninja suit was a rental.

16. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

    March 6, 2008 at 8:51 am

    I understand, Cullen, but I wouldn’t have laughed if it didn’t have the bunnies on it.

17. ricki says:

    March 6, 2008 at 8:51 am

    No, no, no. The spine is next. You pull out the spine and use it kind of like a bullwhip.
    Of course, that presupposes that the hosting-company employee HAS a spine…

18. tree hugging sister says:

    March 6, 2008 at 9:43 am

    the ninja suit was a rental.
    WHEW! I read that as ‘rectal’ first.

19. Julie says:

    March 6, 2008 at 10:35 am

    “Emily’s currently hitting him with his other femur”
    I know there’s a Heather Mills joke in here somewhere….

20. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

    March 6, 2008 at 10:58 am

    And this is the perfect place for it!

21. Julie says:

    March 6, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    Yeah, but creating the joke has me stumped…

22. nightfly says:

    March 6, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    You still have a leg up on the rest of us, Julie.

23. Joel says:

    March 6, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    Boy, you guys really pegged that one.

24. Kate P says:

    March 6, 2008 at 11:13 pm

    The fact that this thread is still going alleviates my withdrawal somewhat.

25. The_Real_JeffS says:

    March 7, 2008 at 12:14 am

    Does somebody need a leg up?

26. ricki says:

    March 7, 2008 at 7:49 am

    If the company’s refusing to re-open the domain or reactivate the page, it sounds like they don’t have a leg to stand on.