Emily’s currently hitting him with his other femur
Gotta hand it to him. He’s a hard-headed son of a gun.
Ya gotta respect that.
Gotta hand it to him. He’s a hard-headed son of a gun.
Ya gotta respect that.
Uncategorized | Ken S. | March 4, 2008 11:29 pm
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Let me know when she’s putting out his eyes with his own ulnae.
I’ll ask her to take some video.
Who’s Emily? Who is he?
(Skyler doesn’t get out much, but we still wubs him)
Jeez, somebody make sure Emily gets an energy drink or a powerbar or something.
Guinness on tap is all she needs.
But I still don’t know who she is.
Emily and Ken are the star-studded bloggers of It Comes In Pints… currently on forced hiatus due to a hosting snafu. Hence why she is beating “him” (the host) with his own femurs.
I haven’t actually been “star-studded” since the last time I laughed at Cullen wearing his ninja suit.
What’s next? His pelvis?
Probably.
No, see, it crashed when I posted my 5000-page formula for the Secret of Life, in order to make up for my lengthy absence. Damn, and now I forgot it all.
Oh, way to go Dave. See what happens when you turn off the Autosave?
Eh, from what I remember, it’s overrated anyway. Seriously doesn’t live up to the hype.
To be fair, the ninja suit was a rental.
I understand, Cullen, but I wouldn’t have laughed if it didn’t have the bunnies on it.
No, no, no. The spine is next. You pull out the spine and use it kind of like a bullwhip.
Of course, that presupposes that the hosting-company employee HAS a spine…
the ninja suit was a rental.
WHEW! I read that as ‘rectal’ first.
“Emily’s currently hitting him with his other femur”
I know there’s a Heather Mills joke in here somewhere….
And this is the perfect place for it!
Yeah, but creating the joke has me stumped…
You still have a leg up on the rest of us, Julie.
Boy, you guys really pegged that one.
The fact that this thread is still going alleviates my withdrawal somewhat.
Does somebody need a leg up?
If the company’s refusing to re-open the domain or reactivate the page, it sounds like they don’t have a leg to stand on.