Emily’s currently hitting him with his other femur

Gotta hand it to him. He’s a hard-headed son of a gun.
Ya gotta respect that.

26 Responses to “Emily’s currently hitting him with his other femur”

  1. Tainted Bill says:

    Let me know when she’s putting out his eyes with his own ulnae.

  2. I’ll ask her to take some video.

  3. Skyler says:

    Who’s Emily? Who is he?

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    (Skyler doesn’t get out much, but we still wubs him)

  5. Kate P says:

    Jeez, somebody make sure Emily gets an energy drink or a powerbar or something.

  6. Guinness on tap is all she needs.

  7. Skyler says:

    But I still don’t know who she is.

  8. nightfly says:

    Emily and Ken are the star-studded bloggers of It Comes In Pints… currently on forced hiatus due to a hosting snafu. Hence why she is beating “him” (the host) with his own femurs.

  9. I haven’t actually been “star-studded” since the last time I laughed at Cullen wearing his ninja suit.

  10. The_Real_JeffS says:

    What’s next? His pelvis?

  11. Dave J says:

    No, see, it crashed when I posted my 5000-page formula for the Secret of Life, in order to make up for my lengthy absence. Damn, and now I forgot it all.

  12. Oh, way to go Dave. See what happens when you turn off the Autosave?

  13. Dave J says:

    Eh, from what I remember, it’s overrated anyway. Seriously doesn’t live up to the hype.

  14. Cullen says:

    To be fair, the ninja suit was a rental.

  15. I understand, Cullen, but I wouldn’t have laughed if it didn’t have the bunnies on it.

  16. ricki says:

    No, no, no. The spine is next. You pull out the spine and use it kind of like a bullwhip.
    Of course, that presupposes that the hosting-company employee HAS a spine…

  17. the ninja suit was a rental.
    WHEW! I read that as ‘rectal’ first.

  18. Julie says:

    “Emily’s currently hitting him with his other femur”
    I know there’s a Heather Mills joke in here somewhere….

  19. And this is the perfect place for it!

  20. Julie says:

    Yeah, but creating the joke has me stumped…

  21. nightfly says:

    You still have a leg up on the rest of us, Julie.

  22. Joel says:

    Boy, you guys really pegged that one.

  23. Kate P says:

    The fact that this thread is still going alleviates my withdrawal somewhat.

  24. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Does somebody need a leg up?

  25. ricki says:

    If the company’s refusing to re-open the domain or reactivate the page, it sounds like they don’t have a leg to stand on.

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