FOREplay: Offered Without Comment or Implied Endorsement

…for those still casting about for the perfect holiday surprise.

It’s hard to stand out in this economy but one Japanese lingerie maker has managed to do just that: It created a bra that also doubles as a putting green.

Here’s how it works: If you unfurl the corset-like bra, it’s a five-foot putting mat with two holes — yep, exactly where you think they’d be. A built-in speaker will pipe “Nice shot!” if you make it in, Japan Today reports.

categories Biz, Fun | | datetime November 12, 2009 10:02 am

7 Responses to “FOREplay: Offered Without Comment or Implied Endorsement”

  1. Yojimbo says:
    November 12, 2009 at 10:48 am

    I give it an eleven on the stupidity scale and a twelve on the female exploitation scale-that’s on a ten point scale I might add.

  2. Gary from Jersey says:
    November 12, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Nice shot if you make it in? What do you get if you don’t, an assault rap?

  3. Yojimbo says:
    November 12, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    Depends on whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, Gary.

  4. JeffS says:
    November 12, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    People, please! The Japanese are merely trying to stay a breast of the international lingerie market. The fact that they look like boobs is merely a matter of unintended consequences.

    Besides, think of the convenience. The happy couple gets to their hotel room, and decided to play a few holes before going to bed. It’s a win-win!

  5. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:
    November 12, 2009 at 11:47 pm

    I think Jeff just sent this whole thread tits up.

  6. Mr. Bingley says:
    November 13, 2009 at 6:56 am

    Ken, firmly gripping his senior-flex shafted putter, cleans his ball and holes out…

  7. Yojimbo says:
    November 13, 2009 at 11:37 am

    I found TRJ’s comments very uplifting.

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