FOREplay: Offered Without Comment or Implied Endorsement

…for those still casting about for the perfect holiday surprise.

It’s hard to stand out in this economy but one Japanese lingerie maker has managed to do just that: It created a bra that also doubles as a putting green.

Here’s how it works: If you unfurl the corset-like bra, it’s a five-foot putting mat with two holes — yep, exactly where you think they’d be. A built-in speaker will pipe “Nice shot!” if you make it in, Japan Today reports.

7 Responses to “FOREplay: Offered Without Comment or Implied Endorsement”

  1. Yojimbo says:

    I give it an eleven on the stupidity scale and a twelve on the female exploitation scale-that’s on a ten point scale I might add.

  2. Gary from Jersey says:

    Nice shot if you make it in? What do you get if you don’t, an assault rap?

  3. Yojimbo says:

    Depends on whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, Gary.

  4. JeffS says:

    People, please! The Japanese are merely trying to stay a breast of the international lingerie market. The fact that they look like boobs is merely a matter of unintended consequences.

    Besides, think of the convenience. The happy couple gets to their hotel room, and decided to play a few holes before going to bed. It’s a win-win!

  5. I think Jeff just sent this whole thread tits up.

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    Ken, firmly gripping his senior-flex shafted putter, cleans his ball and holes out…

  7. Yojimbo says:

    I found TRJ’s comments very uplifting.

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