Not Only Didn’t We Ratify Kyoto

But NASA, those Chimpy McHitler Rovearian Pawns, with the Deep Impact probe have “ruin(ed) the natural balance of forces in the universe” and thus owe one Marini Bai

damages totaling 8.7 billion rubles ($300 million) – the approximate equivalent of the mission’s cost – for her “moral sufferings,” Izvestia said, citing her lawyer Alexander Molokhov. She earlier told the paper that the experiment would “deform her horoscope.”

Funny how quickly some former soviet citizens have discovered lawyers, eh?

categories World Stuff | | datetime July 5, 2005 9:11 am

5 Responses to “Not Only Didn’t We Ratify Kyoto”

  1. Ken Summers says:
    July 5, 2005 at 9:19 am

    DIE, PUNY ASTEROID!

  2. The Real JeffS says:
    July 5, 2005 at 9:19 am

    I hope she doesn’t hear about the Voyager mission, which passed Pluto some time ago. That should have buggered up her horoscope but good.

  3. Ken Summers says:
    July 5, 2005 at 9:34 am

    I bet it turned her horoscope into a newt.

  4. Crusader says:
    July 5, 2005 at 11:33 am

    It got better….

  5. Nightfly says:
    July 5, 2005 at 12:59 pm

    I don’t think she needs the stars to tell that she’s seriously bent.

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