Not Only Didn’t We Ratify Kyoto

But NASA, those Chimpy McHitler Rovearian Pawns, with the Deep Impact probe have “ruin(ed) the natural balance of forces in the universe” and thus owe one Marini Bai

damages totaling 8.7 billion rubles ($300 million) – the approximate equivalent of the mission’s cost – for her “moral sufferings,” Izvestia said, citing her lawyer Alexander Molokhov. She earlier told the paper that the experiment would “deform her horoscope.”

Funny how quickly some former soviet citizens have discovered lawyers, eh?

5 Responses to “Not Only Didn’t We Ratify Kyoto”

  1. Ken Summers says:


  2. The Real JeffS says:

    I hope she doesn’t hear about the Voyager mission, which passed Pluto some time ago. That should have buggered up her horoscope but good.

  3. Ken Summers says:

    I bet it turned her horoscope into a newt.

  4. Crusader says:

    It got better….

  5. Nightfly says:

    I don’t think she needs the stars to tell that she’s seriously bent.

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