When the Bag Fights Back
I’m figuring he forgot the “don’t eat food on camera/fuck with a speed bag” rule for doddering old man candidates.
Dammit. Forgot.
– Bernie Sanders probably
Thought so.
I’m figuring he forgot the “don’t eat food on camera/fuck with a speed bag” rule for doddering old man candidates.
Dammit. Forgot.
– Bernie Sanders probably
Thought so.
A model of heroism and professionalism, the Captain of United 232 died Sunday.
Read the cockpit transcript, and the story of one he saved.
Were you aware the state treasury thinks they’re so much smarter than you? And REALLY socialist in tenor?
I don’t want to alarm anyone, and if you’re okay with it…
…then never mind.
Let me play among the stars,
Let me tap into your checking,
See if you’re shagging chicks in bars.
In other words, please be true.
In other words, I’ll know if you do.
It’s a brave, new world.
UPDATE: So far, the female astronauts at NASA have not covered themselves in glory, and it’s worse if you look at it from a percentage aspect! I can’t name a single male astronaut with an assault case or attempted murder off the top of my head.
Okay. Quick search says 50 women have qualified as US “astronauts,” in space or waiting to go. So far one certified homicidal maniac, and now this whack job felon. There have been 336 guys. Hmmm…what am I missing here?
I’m thinking that leaving rice cookers in a subway station is the least of his problems
According to police in West Virginia, Griffin was charged in 2017 for showing a video to a minor that involved him having sex with a chicken. The case is still pending.
You know, every now and then you read one of those sentences that you just could never imagine reading.
We just got back from a simply lovely weekend in Cape May, where we celebrated our 30th anniversary. Can’t believe it.
…to THIS guy.
I have an alibi.
[slurp]
And if I don’t, I’ll invent one:
A Florida seafood company is less than happy that someone decided to loot its oysters. So they’re offering a reward for information that leads to an arrest and conviction.
On Tuesday, Pensacola Bay Oyster Co. learned that 17,000 oysters were stolen from its East Bay property, according to a Pensacola Oyster instagram post.