When Criminals in This World Appear and Break the Laws That They Should Fear
The cry goes up both far and near
for Goat! Leaping Goat! Goat! Leaping Goat!Speed of lightning, hooves of thunder
Launching over cops Down Under!Goooooat! Leaping Goat!
Leaping Goat!
Really.
You think Blair would tell you about this National Embarrassment?
Hardly. He wants to talk about guys named “Peter Slipper” and wankers in wigs.
Once again, nature proves that 4 legs are faster than 2.
By the way, this story about getting someone’s goat is tantalizingly familiar. I just can’t quite put my finger on the memory….
I’m desperately trying to come up with a defense for Tim here… perhaps he was distracted by the flooding in Queensland?
Heh, any excuse to quote “Underdog” is OK by me.
Hah! I missed that reference, ‘fly.
Well, I always did prefer Sweet Polly Purebred singing “Oh where, oh where has my Underdog gone?”
Thanks for noticing, Diptera. I was beginning to despair…