Zarqawi Autopsy Results Released

The military coroner is through and the official cause of death is:

He Be All Blowed Up

May he rest in pieces.

9 Responses to “Zarqawi Autopsy Results Released”

1. Robb Allen says:

   June 12, 2006 at 3:53 pm

   Why should he get any rest? I hope his soul is condemned to listening to karaoke versions of Michael Bolton songs for eternity.

2. Ken Summers says:

   June 12, 2006 at 4:29 pm

   Technically, he was not “blowed up”. He remained in one piece with what we in the fake-doc biz call “Clement Moore Syndrome”. His insides became a bowel full of jelly.

3. tree hugging sister says:

   June 12, 2006 at 4:36 pm

   His insides became a bowel full of jelly.
   Which happens when you get blowed up.

4. mojo says:

   June 12, 2006 at 5:19 pm

   “He blowed up good!”
   “Yeah, he blowed up real good!”
   — “Celebrity Farm Blow-Up”, SCTV

5. The_Real_JeffS says:

   June 12, 2006 at 7:21 pm

   Actually, I hope he rests in feces.

6. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

   June 12, 2006 at 9:06 pm

   Pig feces. Easy to do if one simply feeds the remains to the pigs…

7. KG says:

   June 12, 2006 at 9:32 pm

   Ken, that’s horrible. I mean how could you demean pigs like that?

8. Mr. Bingley says:

   June 13, 2006 at 8:22 am

   The Z-man’s a fluffernutter now.

9. Kathy K says:

   June 13, 2006 at 8:08 pm

   Ick, Mr Bingley – I’ll never eat a fluffernutter again…