Zarqawi Autopsy Results Released

The military coroner is through and the official cause of death is:

He Be All Blowed Up

May he rest in pieces.

9 Responses to “Zarqawi Autopsy Results Released”

  1. Robb Allen says:

    Why should he get any rest? I hope his soul is condemned to listening to karaoke versions of Michael Bolton songs for eternity.

  2. Ken Summers says:

    Technically, he was not “blowed up”. He remained in one piece with what we in the fake-doc biz call “Clement Moore Syndrome”. His insides became a bowel full of jelly.

  3. His insides became a bowel full of jelly.
    Which happens when you get blowed up.

  4. mojo says:

    “He blowed up good!”
    “Yeah, he blowed up real good!”
    — “Celebrity Farm Blow-Up”, SCTV

  5. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Actually, I hope he rests in feces.

  6. Pig feces. Easy to do if one simply feeds the remains to the pigs…

  7. KG says:

    Ken, that’s horrible. I mean how could you demean pigs like that?

  8. Mr. Bingley says:

    The Z-man’s a fluffernutter now.

  9. Kathy K says:

    Ick, Mr Bingley – I’ll never eat a fluffernutter again…

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