Even If I Wasn’t Going to Be in New Orleans
…eating and drinking myself into a well-deserved coma ~ and in spite of the fact that she sounds like a lovely girl who wrote just the sweetest email request ~ SOMEthing in my DNA will NOT allow me to paint something so sweet…
…and so completely VILE.
“…My *** is getting married on July ***…as a…present I was hoping to get…personalized toasting flutes…what I am looking for is a Man wearing…
…a Red Sox T-shirt that says groom above him, and a Woman wearing a Red Sox T-shirt that says bride…”
No, ma’am.
THAT I cannot do.
Could be worse, they might have asked for a Yankee motiff
Grrrrrrrr.
You were staying where when you get here next week, cosmic twin of mine…?
And you should do something about that chest rumble, Dave. Sounds BAD.
You could comply… a picture of Buckner in Game 6 on one flute, and a picture of Boggs crying in the dugout on the other.
Nah. Just etch Babe Ruth’s picture on the flutes and see how long the marriage lasts.
I’ll come bearing chocolate if that helps.