From a Valentine’s Day Card at Target Just Now
I love you when…
…You let me deep inside your heart.
You crack a window when you fart.
Nothing says “Be Mine” like a poem.
I love you when…
…You let me deep inside your heart.
You crack a window when you fart.
Nothing says “Be Mine” like a poem.
Fun | tree hugging sister | February 11, 2010 2:23 pm
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That sounds like something Mr. Bingley would send his Bride.
Or Ebola to you.
Oh, those two wouldn’t DARE. But it IS something Bingley would send to me…in the same spirit that the pater familia was rolling on the floor when I told him about it. major dad would be as grossed out as I was.
And it wasn’t one of those cards that you knew right away what was in it. Sneaky bastards ~ the front had, like, 8 sweet little verses complete with cutesy cartoons, the left inside had six of the same and these ~ at the page bottom ~ were seven and eight. The right-hand side was charming and full of lovesy good wishes, as you’d expect, like the preceeding stanza had never been penned.
Heh! Sounds like my kind of card, as well!
That card would go perfectly with a gift of a case of Renuzit spray.
Lets all give that card to our lovely ladies and see who is still here on Monday.
Amazing how much simple cards have the ability to express our deepest emotions.