A Crime I Guarantee My Child Won’t Commit

My kid will be chauffered to school…on the bleepin’ bus; or she’ll walk. No kid needs to drive a BMW at 17.

7 Responses to “A Crime I Guarantee My Child Won’t Commit”

1. Crusader says:

   April 22, 2005 at 10:13 am

   Sad part is when I used to work in Thomasville, NC, all of the furniture co owners kids were driving around in BMWs and MBs at 16. Crusader II still thinks he is getting our 525i, but at this rate, I am not sure I’m getting it…….

2. Ken Summers says:

   April 22, 2005 at 10:23 am

   NO F***ING SHIT!

3. Mr. Bingley says:

   April 22, 2005 at 10:37 am

   Er, that would be your 10 year old 525i, correct?

4. The Real JeffS says:

   April 22, 2005 at 11:18 am

   Sheesh, what a spoiled brat!!! Must have wanted a Bentley for a super-hot date, or something else equally stooooooopid.

5. Crusader says:

   April 22, 2005 at 11:49 am

   Er, that would be your 10 year old 525i, correct?
   17 years old, actually. But only has around 120k miles on her.

6. Nightfly says:

   April 22, 2005 at 1:47 pm

   There’s nothing else to do in the suburbs of Seattle once the Globalists aren’t around to be picketed. May as well commit some insurance fraud to keep in practice!

7. Half Sigma says:

   April 23, 2005 at 12:38 am

   Cars for kids

   Mr Bingley writes, “No kid needs to drive a BMW at 17.” I sadly confess to sharing those middle class values. When I was a kid, I would have been thankful if my parents bought me a used Ford