A Little Unintended Hilarity in Today’s Dreary Wal-Mart Line
The bigger calenders speak for their licentious selves…
The smaller desktops scattered above them?
The spiral bound version of this…
Praying for the souls of oglers? Praying for deliverance?
Or praying for the delivery of something worth ogling?
I report, you decide.
I vote for C. Clearly my parents aren’t praying hard enough on my behalf.
I was praying for my own calender, but NOW all I get is, “Beat it with a stick before it gets AWAY!!!!”
As the parent of a daughter I vote for D. – Praying your daughter never ends up on the cover of F@$#%ing Maxim.
Hmmmm.
Hey, it’s not easy being a guy.