A New Year’s Abomination
…left on a cold, winter’s lawn.
UPDATE: BASTARDS!!! This just arrived via email, with pictures of Officer Lotto’s end that are too barbaric to describe.
AS YOU SEE ANOTHER PELICAN HAD TO LOOSE HIS LIFE.I HOPE YOUR NEW YEAR WAS
BETTER THAN HIS. PAY THE RANSOM!
Of course you realize…
THIS means war…
RIP Officer Lotto. Your sacrifice will not have been in vain.
The cold, heartless bastards!.
NO BEER FOR WAR!!!!!
Have you talked to Wunderkraut? He seems to have an issue with flamingos.