A Plot to Bump His Pudginessness Off?

You can bet his rotten teeth it’s not just because of the ‘ending the ceasefire’ threat.

I’m inclined to believe it may also have something to do with being close to getting his sheepskin

Shiite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr is quietly resuming seminary studies toward attaining the title of ayatollah — a goal that could make the firebrand cleric and his Mahdi Army an even more formidable power broker in Iraq.

That would be a robe of a different color. I wonder if he got the message?

5 Responses to “A Plot to Bump His Pudginessness Off?”

  1. And the reason we don’t just off the motherf**ker is…?

  2. The_Real_JeffS says:

    One can only hope that he does fall victim to some strange malady.

  3. Lead poisoning would be good. 55gr should be sufficient.

  4. The_Real_JeffS says:

    There’d be some copper contamination as well, Ken, but I agree.

  5. nightfly says:

    The guy decides to study for “ayatollah” in order to further his ambitions for power – NOT for serving Allah and his people? Says it all, doncha think? What a chubb toad.

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